Im back, and if your wondering why i am blogging again for a second time in a day

Blame the bloody flu bug. :(

Because of the bloody virus, i cant go mountain biking,i cant go to the gym,i cant do the things i usually do, and thus the fat guy is bored. :(


SO, what does an obnoxious fat guy does when he's bored,
he starts to talk about insignificant stuff.

Here goes...



First up, self-help novels.

Before i start, let me say i have nothing against self-help novels.

But think about this guys, i mean, can a book change a person's life?

Imagine a poor, sad,depressed guy, walks down the street thinking "My life sucks, i got no money, no home, no girlfriend, no sex life. :(" .

He then walks into a book store hoping to pick up a "sucide for dummies" guidebook.

But wait!!!(shockhorrorscream)he spots a self help book. Poor,sad,depressed guy picks up a book titled "How to get laid and get promoted all in five minutes self-help book". Reads the front cover, then thinks to himself "Omg, i can finally get laid after 40 years of being a virgin, yay, and i can finally get promoted from being a macdonalds's cashier to being a macdonalds drive-thru cashier, doubleyay."

He grabs the book and runs to the cashier, knocking over an old woman in the process, he pauses, pushes the old woman aside yet again, and runs as fast as he can to he cashier. He pays the $40, grabs the receipt, and rushes home.There at home, as he reads the book, he hopes to finally become sucessful.

BUT WAIT. NEWS FLASH!!!

Explanation time, For me, the obnoxious fat guy, i think self-help book are totally USELESS.

You know why? because self help books require you to help yourself,and since most people that read self help book are those "down and out" people that got fired or smth equally bad, it shows alot.

i mean look, 'you' are already a messed up guy, how can "you" help yourself?
which means, if you read a self help book, u are witnessing an asshole trying to help another complete asshole.

Funny much?

So warning kids, if you read books like these :

Make sure you are competent enough to help yourself, if not, you may end up like this guy:

Fun yeah?

Thats all for today, and im feeling much much better. Thanks for all the "cheer ups" and "get well" from you people. Really appreciate it. :D

Till next time. BYESS