I Want One!!!
Saturday, May 22, 2010
; 7:06 AM
HEY PEOPLE,
Yay The guy who can walk but cant run is back!!!
Yes he is, and i have been, threathened with broken limbs,
Getting run over by a truck,
Getting Hit in the sack by Jiaen
Getting kissed by wanting.
Well i took heed to the threats after the last threat...
and i dont know about u,
but jiaen has been feeding that "Insanity and retardism in a nutshell" that i like her or shit.
And i hope she not as retarded as ive heard, cause if she takes the bait,
my awesome life as i know it will all come crashing down,
kinda like tiger wood's,
kinda like tiger wood's,
without the 20 over whores who look uglier than his wife.
Now to a more serious problem at hand,
The introduction of "volley-soccer" in our school.
Let me give u an example,
lalalala i was playing basketball with my friends
And we were having great fun
till this kicked into the court.
So, 6 ppl have to stop a game of basketball just to hand the kind
loving
considerate
people back their volleyball so they can continue with thier "leg work".
But cmon, look at it,
does it look like a FRICKING soccer ball?
Why kick somthing that you have to use ur hand to play it with.
How would you like it
if next time,
u own a fishing rod,
and ur wife/husband decides to use it as a laundry pole to hang their thongs and underpants
Not going fishing any time soon till u can get that smell off that pole right?
So thats the point, why the FUCK do you wana kick this ball
when u can just play volleyball as it was intended to be used.
I mean i dont mind if kicking a volley ball can get u one of those hot beach volly babes.
But instead, all it does is give u a cramp in ur pants and leave u begging for more.
Ok enough said,
And regarding the iphone 4g
I WANT 1!!!
Peace. :P
For someone, i've let down, Jiong Lin.
Time for change
Saturday, May 1, 2010
; 5:12 AM
Im back, and if your wondering why i am blogging again for a second time in a day
Blame the bloody flu bug. :(
Because of the bloody virus, i cant go mountain biking,i cant go to the gym,i cant do the things i usually do, and thus the fat guy is bored. :(
SO, what does an obnoxious fat guy does when he's bored,
he starts to talk about insignificant stuff.
Here goes...
First up, self-help novels.
Before i start, let me say i have nothing against self-help novels.
But think about this guys, i mean, can a book change a person's life?
Imagine a poor, sad,depressed guy, walks down the street thinking "My life sucks, i got no money, no home, no girlfriend, no sex life. :(" .
He then walks into a book store hoping to pick up a "sucide for dummies" guidebook.
But wait!!!(shockhorrorscream)he spots a self help book. Poor,sad,depressed guy picks up a book titled "How to get laid and get promoted all in five minutes self-help book". Reads the front cover, then thinks to himself "Omg, i can finally get laid after 40 years of being a virgin, yay, and i can finally get promoted from being a macdonalds's cashier to being a macdonalds drive-thru cashier, doubleyay."
He grabs the book and runs to the cashier, knocking over an old woman in the process, he pauses, pushes the old woman aside yet again, and runs as fast as he can to he cashier. He pays the $40, grabs the receipt, and rushes home.There at home, as he reads the book, he hopes to finally become sucessful.
BUT WAIT. NEWS FLASH!!!Explanation time, For me, the obnoxious fat guy, i think self-help book are totally USELESS.
You know why? because self help books require you to help yourself,and since most people that read self help book are those "down and out" people that got fired or smth equally bad, it shows alot.
i mean look, 'you' are already a messed up guy, how can "you" help yourself?
which means, if you read a self help book, u are witnessing an asshole trying to help another complete asshole.
Funny much?
So warning kids, if you read books like these :
Make sure you are competent enough to help yourself, if not, you may end up like this guy:
Fun yeah?
Thats all for today, and im feeling much much better. Thanks for all the "cheer ups" and "get well" from you people. Really appreciate it. :D
Till next time. BYESS
For someone, i've let down, Jiong Lin.
Days, must they be counted?
Friday, April 30, 2010
; 7:20 PM
You know, theres a reason for everything that happens.
Whether good or bad,
theres a reason.
Life is a bitch to some,
Life is loving to others,
But she still our mother who put us in this world,
Thats life.
Whatever that has happened,
ill treat it as a lesson,
perhaps it happened because life wanted to teach me a lesson,
perhaps ive been too nice
perhaps ive been too bad
perhaps ive been too kind
perhaps ive been too selfish
no more perhaps,
I will live today for today.
As i count down day by day,
i keep thinking about the future,
i've taken way too many steps,
and now i must learn to take a step at a time
all over again.
May12 is just a date,
but must days be counted?
For someone, i've let down, Jiong Lin.
Happiness depends upon ourselves. -aristole
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
; 8:19 PM
2nd post !!! :)
And first up, i would give a bigbig thankyou to Nurul, for helping me out with this blog. :D
Thanks for all ur help nurul, cheering me up and now this.
Thanks so much. :)
i forgot to mention her ystd, my bad sorry. X_X
Ok so for today, perhaps i shall skip emo posts for a day,
and since today i dont have to go to school for MT midyrs (YAYY!!)
i shall talk about Quotes about life.
BUT WAIT, this in a non-emo post right?
So how can i incorperate such quotes with laughter?
Easy,
Introducing,
"JL's essential guide to life quotes"
1.The future depends on what we do in the present-Mahatma Gandhi
My Interpertation: So if i keep going to school to study, ill look like Mr tan in 20 yrs.
2. One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. -Amos Bronson Alcott
My interpretation : Sure you are, with a name like amos bronson alcott,
you must have cracked a few brain cells think of that. good job
3.Let thy words be few -Ecclesiastes 5:2
My interpretation: True.
4.As i grow to understand life less and less, i learn to love it more and more. -Jules renard
My interpretation: Same could be said for A-maths.
5.Years teach us more than books. - berthold auerbach
My interpretation: Then why the hell are we in school, mugging our asses off, when in 50 years, we'll all be as smart as einstein.
6.How prone to doubt, how cautious the wise. -Homer(the greek poet, not the yellow balding guy)
My interpretation: "How prone to error, how fucked up the teacher." - JL
PHEW, now thats over, i can take a breather.
Hope i brought a few laughs to you people. :)
Ill try to update tmr. Till then, ill be calling my amaths textbook home. :(
14 days.
For someone, i've let down, Jiong Lin.
First official post! :D
Monday, April 26, 2010
; 9:28 PM
(I never forget)
YEAH, Cant belive it right
JL IS FINALLY BLOGGING. :D
Yup its official people,
i am blogging, for the very first time i might add.
Well, basic intro.
I've decided to blog because of a few reasons
1. Im getting bored with gaming. (YES, this is coming from the guy who engages in "Gaming talk" with linus.)
2. I need to express myself more.
3. Somthing happened between me and a really good friend, And instead of bottling up as i usually do, i've decided to blog about it.
Ok, for the past few days i feel really shitty,
Why u might ask,
Cause First up, ive got the flu, and i cough out phlegm every like 5 mins. CANT FRIGGIN CYCLE OR TALK MUCH, My 2 pleasures in life. :(
Secondly, Ive started worrying for a curly hair brother of mine :), I keep encouraging him that what he is facing is really nothing, but i keep getting doubts from him, and i suddenly feel afraid for him.
Lastly, you. Everytime i see you in school, i get reminded of what happened that night, and it really is all my fault.(How could i ever even suggest to cut off all ties with the person that have been there for me, WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING, i beat my self everytime i see you, cause i get reminded of my stupidity, and how much ive hurt you. i left you when u were besieged from all sides. i not sure if you can ever forgive me, i cant even forgive myself)
And ive learnt somthing really impt from this, Time dosent heal all, it just gives you the chance to heal, and move on with life.
And for the past few days, i would like to thank a whole list of ppl,
Brother - thanks for helping me through this, giving me support and for never doubting in me, a big thank you, brother. :D
Jia en (kwaypengkia) - For all those who dont know what (kwaypengkia) means, it roughly translates to in hoikken (Chicken rice boy). :D. Thank for joking with me in class, and althought somtimes i may flare up at you for ur incessant jokes about my boobs or teasing me, i just want you to know, you helped alot this past week, and the msg u sent me really touched me, THANKS SOOOOO MUCH KWAY PENG KIA. :D
Edward (rabbit) - Sorry edward X_X. Dont kill me when u see me in sch tmr. :D. Surprised to see your name up here anot? :D. You also been advising me and helping me through this peirod of my life, even thought u got probs in ur life as well. AND IM SO SORRY I PASSED MY MOOD OVER TO YOU. CHEER UP OK RABBIT. :D
Brendon & Gabriel - I PUT U TWO TOGETHER CAUSE U BOTH ARE REALLY LIKE TWINS OKIEE. :D ok, these two have been supporting me, joking with me to cheer me up, even inviting me on some of their outings to cheer me up further. I really treasure what you guys have done, and they both been really good listeners. :D. A BIG THANK YOU TO YOU 2. :)
Xiang Ling - Sister!!! :D i know we are not that close as we used to, but i still care about you ok, and i can see you care for me as well. :). Thanks for the long talk we had last fri, really made me feel better. :D
Linus - This guy uh, bloody weird. i used to think he hated me or such, but cause of the recent events that occoured. i found him to be a really good friend, helping me even though he has his own probs with his good friend. Anyway, THANKs A bunch dude, looking forward to geeking with you about cars and games tmr. :D
Matthew - Yup, im talking about matthew leong of class 5a, the guy who "isint a boy but not yet a man". :D. he also been helping me a great deal for the past few days, Hope to see you tmr, where we can go high and emit a "scream-laugh". (both of our laughs are really high pitched XD)
And many other friends that are concerned about me (dawn, andy, melissa,enqi,farhan(fat),yusuf,yunus,jieling and manymanymore. THANKS PPL, LOVE ALL OF YA. :D
21 days left, will we still be friends.
For someone, i've let down, Jiong Lin.
True friends
Sunday, April 25, 2010
; 12:06 AM
true friendship isn't about being inseparable,
its being separated and nothing changes.
For someone, i've let down, Jiong Lin.
Friday, April 23, 2010
; 6:51 AM
Because it is never like it seems.
For someone, i've let down, Jiong Lin.